December 2011
55 posts
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I’ll need your e-mail address. me: teacher: me: teacher: me: teacher: me: teacher: me: tastybitch69@aol.com
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi. Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE? HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS? DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE? DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS? YOU SHOULD GET A JOB. I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING. GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
Mom: What time did you go to bed last night?
Me: That information is confidential.
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "Come back to bed"
Friend3: *Various sex noises*
Friend4: "Put your pants back on"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND..
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
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IT'S CHRISTMAS, GUYS.
Wow, I wish I wasn’t Jewish so this actually was exciting for me.
Anonymous asked: azua dark magic. dadada da winter cometh.
me: i'm going out
mum: okay, who with?
me: friends
mum: what are they called? where are you going? what are you doing? where do they live? how many are there? what are their favourite colours? hobbies? pet names?
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dividing-by-0 asked: Elyse ;)
mdm4 replied to your post: So I need to get 2...
I would, but i’m seeing pretty much the same people. Doesn’t matter much I know, but it would bug me!
So I need to get 2 formal dresses for the next two...
Challenge accepted.
